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Smalls Lighthouse is a lighthouse that stands on the largest of a group of wave-washed basalt and dolerite rocks known as The Smalls approximately 20 miles (32Â km) west of Marloes Peninsula in Pembrokeshire, Wales, and 8 miles (13Â km) west of Grassholm. It was erected in 1861 by engineer James Douglass to replace a previous lighthouse which had been erected in 1776 on the same rock. It is the most remote lighthouse operated by Trinity House.
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\"Some Minds\" is a song by Australian musician Flume. It features vocals from Andrew Wyatt. It was released on 29 May 2015, by Future Classic. The song peaked at number 27 on the ARIA Singles Chart.
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