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Raymond John Albrecht was an American farmer and politician.
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{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?","punchline":"Ten-tickles!","id":143}
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