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2014 UZ224 is a large trans-Neptunian object orbiting in the scattered disc of the outermost Solar System. As of 2021, it is approximately 89.7 AU (13.42 billion km) from the Sun, and will slowly decrease in distance until it reaches its perihelion of 38 AU in 2142. The discoverers have nicknamed it \"DeeDee\" for \"Distant Dwarf\".
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